Devil's Avocado

A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.

'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'

by aztekcamel June 26, 2017

Avon, Ma

Also known as "Gayvon" or "The pimple on Brockton's ass-cheek" Avon is a 4 square mile town that has nothing but pizza places, convenience stores, and a raggedy looking old shoe factory. The population consists of old white people that lived there as children (townies), white families consisting of people that lived in the town, left, and then came back, and more recently Blacks and Asians started moving into the town. The kids of the town are nice and innocent until 7th grade then shit hits the fan because they are introduced to weed at AMHS. This then takes up the majority of the younger population's life. If you are a parent and have a teenager in Avon, they most likely spend their nights at the Miller-Tracy playground smoking weed and drinking four lokos. there is nothing in Avon for amusement. so you will need to venture into the slums of Holbrook, Randolph, or "The City of Crack-heads" Brockton,Ma. If you plan on moving to Avon and raising a family then enjoy it until you have to worry about your son/daughter being brought home by George Houhoulis. The high school consist of 40% of people that actually live in the town. the other 60% are kids that come from Brockton, Holbrook, Randolph, Dorchester, etc. The school's football team has such a small amount of players they merge with Holbrook to create the Avon/Holbrook Blue and Orange Bulldogs. All-in-all Avon is a somewhat pleasant town but is notoriously boring.

Typical Conversation for Avon, Ma kids on a Friday/Satrday:

Kid #1: yo, whats good dude?
Kid #2: Nothin man, tryin to get a run?
Kid #1: Yeah, man lets get like 2 Four Lokos each, you got money?
Kid #3 (in background): I'll throw down a few bills for a bag

by IHateThisTown60 December 4, 2010

avox

a servant from the capitol that his/her tongue has been cut out

that avox must bring me my clothes

by bitchmaster123 December 14, 2014

Avonlee

A beautiful girl and old soul that posses the ability to create happiness wherever she goes. Open-minded, likes the simple things in life, and gives the best hugs in the entire world. When the whole world walks out, your avonlee will still be there on her guava farm. It's absolutely impossible to get mad at her. Whenever you're in a mad mood, just think of your avonlee and you'll feel better. The most easiest person to talk to ever. If there isn't an Avonlee in your life, you aren't experiencing life yet.

Suzanne : WOW, she's so amazing. I can't even get over it, she's an insiration, she draws me in, or something.
Becky : Yep, we definatley have an Avonlee on our hands ..

by LorealKids June 2, 2009

avoidant personality disorder cure

The realisation that life is a game and every 2 player game has a winner and a loser only in life there billions of players and more than half are the losers therefore why give a fuck about your appearance, about what people think when the ones who are judging you are fodder of the human race, just a bunch of random faces that don't care about you and neither should you.

People who practise the avoidant personality disorder cure usually develop chronic misanthropy

by NoPerson November 24, 2010

niggado avocado

Nikocado Avocado but he tries to act black

Look at niggado avocado

by kaike June 5, 2020

avoid like the plague

A phrased used when some one or thing is to be avoided at all cost.

ShOcKwAvE avoid him like the plague.

by Hans December 28, 2004