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alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄
by lyerdism March 18, 2019
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Alpha Male

- Self styled title intended to mean a strong male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males, but is usually indicative of a cripplingly insecure manchild who wants respect that he hasn't earned and does not deserve.
"He follows Andrew Tate because he thinks he's an alpha male."
by _zurfph November 18, 2023
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A person identifying as male who has a high alpha coefficient relating to material payoff due to exhibiting altruistic behavior.

An alpha male receives high utility and personal satisfaction from caring about his fellow man.
Everyone is drawn to an alpha male
by ze3l May 8, 2019
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Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.
by Croissant fart June 8, 2021
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Alpha Males

A male that shows extreme confidence, nurturing, sexiness, masculinity and alpha ness.

Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.

Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.

Message an Alpha Male here to here their experience first time.
Jessie: “Omg, have you seen Joseph and Jake recently?”

Amanda: “Ikr, they are such Alpha Males!”
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Alpha Male

An alpha male is a male who is above all. A leader. A gangster. A person who beholds a lot of talents. A giver. Gives bomb sex. Big plug
Woaw have you seen els? He’s such a alpha male
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Will Davies is such an alpha Male
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