AIM oldbie 

Term generously applied to oneself to make oneself feel better, and to mask the fact that one's head is so far up one's ass that they can't apply nor comprehend common logic; i.e., someone who ruins online roleplay by criticizing it, when the term "oldbie" originated on AIM via roleplay. Nearly always self applied status, as practically no one would call another an oldbie unless asked.

"ROFL HAHA LOL I'm an oldbie you stupid n00b."

Translation: I have no life and am making an outcry by calling myself an oldbie, and trying to insult you.

AIM oldbie by Matthew Darke March 26, 2003

AIM-nesia 

acute short term memory loss regarding the realtime identity of someone on your AOL Instant Messanger Buddy List.

azb_stud_boi: hey whats up? heading to the gym in a bit, then out to Union Square. i was hoping we could f*ck around a before tonight. i sure do miss that azz.

tribalqueer: uh. wait. who the f*ck is this again? sorry but i am dealing with a bout of AIM-nesia right now.

AIM-nesia by Kalaya'an September 9, 2007

AIM tard

Someone who doesn't know what they are doing on AOL's Instant Messaging program. They don't get the features and generally are just confused about AIM.

Man Collette, can't you figure out how to join our group chat? You're such an AIM tard.

AIM tard by natasha+dr.fupa November 28, 2007

aim block 

when u talking to a person u like on aim and the convo go dry

guy-u were lookin mad cute today
girl- thanks
guy-
he just got aim block

aim block by gn3e March 13, 2009

AIM Blue Balls 

When someone stops in the middle of a story on AIM, giving the other user proverbial blue balls.

Bob: man I was walking down the road earlier
Bob: and I saw this stray dog walking right
Bob: so I went up to it
*silence*
Jeff: then what!?
Jeff: fscking aim blue balls

AIM Blue Balls by silyi button March 22, 2009

aim fight

Determines how popular you are on AIM based on the number of people who have you on their buddy list (to the 3rd degree)

I have an AIM Fight Score of 45,000.

aim fight by JAndersonIII July 24, 2006

AIM singing 

AIM singing is when someone IMs lyrics to another person. Since there's no music and the other person's just reading it, it makes no sense.

ScreenName123: They said release 'Remote Control'
But we didn't want it on the label
UserName138: Huh? Who are They? What label?
ScreenName123: They said, "Fly to Amsterdam"
The people laughed but the press went mad
UserName138: Wait, who went to Amsterdam?
ScreenName123: No, it's a Clash song.
UserName138: Whatever, AIM singing is so stupid.

AIM singing by Clash City Rocker October 29, 2005