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agnostic philosophist

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.
Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic but hates Christianity and lives by the philosophies of Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible (hedonism).
I believe that I am the first Agnostic-Satanist.
by Epigone July 2, 2003
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Agnostic-Satanist

A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.
I am a Agnostic-Satanist, I support people who are Agnostic-Satanists, I support Agnostic-Satanism.
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Morally agnostic

When someone does not subscribe to any particular type of morality or and is flexible with values. And switches between them as its convenient

You can find them mostly among people who want to have it both ways
Jane is having an open relationship on her end but will flip if her partner sees anyone else. When it comes to relationships she is morally agnostic...
by jpviegas May 6, 2021
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agnostic

One who cannot make up their mind and just choose a religion

Often calls people who have chosen a faith (or to be athiest) as ignorant

Indecisive zealots
We know you're agnostic, now stop calling me a sheep
by Jack Volpe February 7, 2009
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agnostic

one who thinks he is atheist
"i'm agnostic i do not believe in a god"
by gahhhhhhhh January 29, 2009
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Agnostic Front

a shitty 80's band that is recognized as one of the creators of hardcore even though their music sucks
I saw Agnostic Front once and they sucked a lot.
by mike January 5, 2005
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