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False Advertisement

when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")
Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.
by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006
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advertiser

the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn
Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site
by @zzhole May 14, 2015
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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic
dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement
by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004
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YouTube Advertisements

The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.

In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.
(typical internet argument)

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What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
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Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
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You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
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by Frozen-Flame December 7, 2011
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False Advertising

When you see a woman from behind, who looks like she is very sexy, but when you catch up with her and realize she is very unattractive or might even be a man.
Friend #1 "Damn, that chick over there is smokin'"

Friend #2 "Nah, man, she has a butterface, because when get up close, you realize it was False Advertising from behind!"
by Pig For A Poke December 25, 2010
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seventh day adventist

Most boring christian denomination ever cant do anything except read the bible on friday nights until saturday sunset which ruins your whole weekend no jewelry e.g earings,pierceings,necklaces etc. Ellen White is god to them. Mostly vegetarians but some eat meat but its very limited cannot eat pork,shrimp,lobster,ham, and the list goes on.
hey!! its friday sunset turn off the TV!! no internet no playing outside come home and read the bible!! were Seventh day adventists goddamnit
by J.V.N June 28, 2007
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birthday thread advertising

An image or post advertising a website, posted on a forum/bulletin board, (in a thread regarding someone's birthday) that links to one's website.
Ethan always posts a post in a birthday thread regarding his website. He's always birthday thread advertising.
by dotLou April 19, 2007
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