accordion blow job

A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.

It takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion blow job.

by mad mission October 21, 2010

Novelty Account

A unique account only used when the username goes along with the response.Usually only used once.(Originated on Reddit)

username: potatoshmotato
That's what she said.
username: Novelty-Account
Hey,use a novelty account.
username: Thats-what-she-said
Already on it.

by waterdude125 February 18, 2011

Catfish Account

A fake Facebook account.

"Dude, some hot chick just added me last night."
"What's her name?"
"Anya Johnes."
"Bro, that's my catfish account. I thought I told you that."

by Riley Stavros August 29, 2011

Honda Accord

The absolute best, most reliable, and all around excellent cars ever produced. Honda has a well-established reputation for being the most reliable car producer in the world, recognized by Consumer Reports magazine, with Toyota in second. These cars, when maintained, will outlive everything. Multiple engine and body upgrades are available at many places. Call it bias, but I would argue that the Honda Accord is the best car ever made, simply because of its longevity, its v-tec engine, its driver comfort and passenger room, handling, transmission, universiality, and ease of engine and performance upgrades.

" I have a Honda Accord, with 142,000 miles and its still kickin'"

by Cartmaniac July 6, 2009

Alt account

An alternative account to your main account.

Hahahahaha, YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALT ACCOUNTS! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!

by Wariobros194 January 28, 2021

accolades

a useless pat on the back from your asshole employer

I got accolades in the company newsletter for a job well done instead of a raise.

by spidey_88 May 22, 2010

Spam account

A spam account, sometimes referred to as a “sass account”, is an Instagram account with thousands of posts. Most users post daily and multiple times a day. Everything that goes on the spam is supposed to stay on the spam - illegal substances, nudes, 25 pictures in a row of you crying during a mental breakdown. The community started many years ago, maybe 2011 or so. People like Julia Penton, Jaelle Stiles, Ren, etc were some of the OG spam accounts; they have a big following base because their lives are absolutely insane half the time. Spams are different from Finstas. Spam = community of strangers. Finsta = Jeremy down the block who rides your bus.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw you having a mental breakdown on your spam account last night.

Girl 2: Yeah, that’s pretty common with me.

by yowhattheheckdude March 12, 2018