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Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.
by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
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Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023
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Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.
"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.
Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!
by mudbar26 January 9, 2018
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Squeak

When your ass tightens out of disgust so much that it make a squirrel or mouse noise, often referred to a “squeak”
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
by Stall Master April 14, 2010
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moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.
Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak
by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015
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