Doppyflong Mace

The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace

I will fashion a doppyflong mace and humble this knave for his insolence

by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025

macee

macee is disabled and yeah

“hi disabled macee”

by disabled October 5, 2021

polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016

Yes Mace

Basicly making the word "yes" cool when talking to mates (Mace = Another word for mate)

Richie - Do you want some more vodka?
Ed - YESSS MACE!
Richie - You are NUUUSERD!
Ed - Eahhhhhhh

by Ed Faulkner May 13, 2005

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018