yard gar

A cigar that is smoked in ones front, back, or side yard due to its cheaper cost and less that par flavor.

Hey man, got some yard gars! Let's go grab a natty and relax. Honey! Where is my sandwich?

by The real main man April 5, 2017

Garbage yards

Any points gained in fantasy football that are against a guy named Stas. Because everyone else's team must be worthless.

Stas: Lol nice garbage 19 yards to put you over 100 Brian
Brian: Dude it was a important run in a 3 point game.

Stas: *mutters* still garbage yards

by Dailon123 September 22, 2017

yard mullet

A yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. This leaves the grass in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. It gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious "party in the rear" action. Acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one's friends, or any combination of these.

I mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, I got drunk) before I could cut the back. I'm rocking a serious yard mullet right now.

by lawnboy517 October 31, 2011

yard nigga

A yard nigga is a man or woman, not color specific, who is in charge of the yard. He is like a maintenance/handy man but more nigga like attributes. Like fucking fat white girls, getting food from the hot dog truck, selling drugs on his prepaid phone and smokin blunts with his boys.

yard niggas are loyal and are not deterred by any sort of abuse, verbal or physical, and will not do any harm other than tell extravagant stories and white lies which hurts no one other than their own credibility.

yard niggas are not reliable in any way shape or form.

yard niggas are a must for any small to medium business, they arent something to rely on but they certainly get it done

yo bossman, we just knocked over 20 gallons of paint, whos gonna clean this up?
boss: call the yard nigga!

by mfer farhat August 22, 2019

back yard

Part of the anatomy below the back and above the legs, the ASS.

Mary Ann has a bangin back yard.

by Scott Freah September 22, 2006

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

by valvespout August 29, 2005

yard sale

a bad wipe-out on the ski slopes, your shit's all over the place: one ski over here, a pole over there, hat somewhere else

sorry I took so long getting down, had a yard sale on that second jump

by Luber August 29, 2003