Green person

Green is the person who became a part of your life one day and saved you; that you now cannot imagine life without. It's someone who just knows you and makes you feel understood. They hold such a special place in your life and heart and you could never replace them. You never want them to leave.

Yeah, they’re my Green person always has and always will be.

by Yassifiedhootie May 05, 2023

substitute person

A person that is only desired or wanted at their significant other's conveinience.

From a quote by "Claire" in the film Elizabethtown

The significant other of the substitute person may not "have enough time" or "be too busy" for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of sex, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. The substitute person generally won't get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.

This can only end in tears for the substitute person.

by Bird Bird Bird April 24, 2010

personality thief

Someone who adopts the tendencies of others, usually without realizing it.

Why am I such a personality thief?

by Mr. Twinkieface October 15, 2020

person 0

the first one, he was killed in the war.....

person 1 "wheres person 0?"
person 3 "gone"

by jimmy_mom:D November 08, 2021

Decaf person

A person who is so boring they make you yawn

P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof

by 131313131313131313131313 April 09, 2021

Purple Person

They have almost the same mental problems and life craziness as you that you guys just are always there for each other. They make you smile and show you what real friendship is. They are amazing in every aspect.

“Yeah shes my purple person, she knows how I feel when most don’t have a clue.”

by TackyWonder777 December 28, 2020

personality vomit

To spew out every personal detail of your life to someone you've just met.

I thought we were just complaining about how long the line was at the Handy Pantry when the guy next to me covered me with personality vomit. Before I left, I knew about his divorce, his bankruptcy, and the infection he got popping a pimple on his ass.

by wisk April 24, 2008