Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
by Jay2233 March 11, 2020
a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.
by emil p May 02, 2003
He likes it hamburger style.
by mandi9389 February 06, 2009
Someone who stole all of the Hamburglar's hamburgers and because of this now has some extra weight on their hips (and mostly likely everywhere else).
by The Hamburglar's Accomplice July 09, 2011
A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.
by |< |3 July 16, 2006
What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.
Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
by Jerkymcstupid August 07, 2010
by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009