endingtron 3000 

The final choice in any choose-your-own-adventure narrative which decides the ending of the story, disregarding all of the choices which it has had the user make prior to it.

Even though I treated everyone nicely: the endingtron 3000 gave me a bad ending for not sparing the villain at the end.

endingtron 3000 by T3llling Th3 Truth (Kokomo) December 26, 2020

Cumatron-3000 

When a certain Charlie makes you cum frequently during seggs.Once completed your partner may crown you a cumatron-3000

“Gosh, my boyfriend made me cum so much!!, I think he’s a cumatron-3000.”

Cumatron-3000 by The tribe. April 7, 2021

DIRECTX Combo 3000 

The hardest, the most dirty, the most orgasmic sex position known to this sector of the universe that only a few hoes are worthy of getting.

That's why I fucked your mom with the DIRECTX Combo 3000

DIRECTX Combo 3000 by Ubstruckl May 11, 2018

I love you 3000 

How much Morgan and we love Tony Stark.

4 words that will make you cry your eyes out.

“I love you 3000”
“Wow, 3000 that’s crazy”

I love you 3000 by mrs. america’s ass May 5, 2019

Booty cheese sucker 3000 

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.

How much is the booty cheese sucker 3000?

Booty cheese sucker 3000 by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000 

a sexual act in which you insert the whole titanic into your partner's pussy/ass

p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"

titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000 by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

Sucky sucky twisty 3000 x vaccum slurpy twist 

The art of sucking a fat cock while twisting your hand slurping everywhere and vacuuming da dick

Bro that bih gave me a big ass Sucky sucky twisty 3000 x vaccum slurpy twist

Sucky sucky twisty 3000 x vaccum slurpy twist by masterBigZ November 22, 2021