After High School Syndrome

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

After Dark

Usually meaning nudity, or other sexuality.

The Freshprince after dark
Hilary posses for playboy

Bart of Darkness (The Simpsons)
Bart works at a "strip" house

by -Uncle January 26, 2011

After The Flash

A popular role-playing game on roblox that takes place in the future. The main lore involves fictional ACMF (Asian Continental Military Force) and the NATO. They had a third world war and the end was two large nukes completely fucking up the world. It was created by ChadTheCreator with the most popular installment in the series a being ATF: Deep Six.

Guy: That fucking MEB Railtank sunk the USS Winfall

Guy 2: I know right!
Guy 3: This is why I love After The Flash.

by MEB Railtank August 4, 2018

after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.

Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.

by oojuu March 26, 2003

after-baked

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.

I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.

by Coke Munk June 15, 2009

After Shit Shock

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.

After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.

by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010

After dinner mint

Term used for partaking in some perscription only smoking. After a meal of course!

After we eat, we need to have a after dinner mint!

by 420 with a script! February 4, 2010