by cjsojdskosfn February 10, 2017
(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.
Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):
or
Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?
or
Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?
by UDallday August 22, 2009
adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
by dick-shunary January 17, 2012
"Don't worry, it's just an abc shower, i'll be over in 5"
by seditious jason April 19, 2009
When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
by Chef B September 15, 2008
A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.
by supernaturale April 28, 2009
(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.
by Lusty McLester November 05, 2005