ems

abbreviation for:
eat my shorts

n00b: lolololrofl 1 pWn3d |-|1/\/\
guy pwned: ems

by kikaimaster August 17, 2007

em

This is a name for a some guy's girlfriend. Typical guy who calls his girlfriend 'em' is a real beta-male, skinny, has no self-esteem and has a really unmanly whiny voice. That girl he calls 'em' is pretty likely to be his only girlfriend. He is also prejudiced that he can get any girl, based on credential that he thinks she has.

"That guy is extremely pussy-whipped"

by pussy haters July 03, 2013

Em

Em can be short for "them" or it can be short for names such as "Emily" or "Emma"

Guy 1:I think I'm gonna ask Em out.
Guy 2: No don't Em likes Jose, don't ruin it.

by Wordmeanings June 16, 2018

em

myself, who is named em. I am the stupidest and most idiotic creature on this planet. hate me, you know you want to.

Don't hate em because she's beautiful... hate her because she's not!

by the anarchist June 09, 2004

EMS

Europe MapleStory, a game which makes you become addicted and leeches your money + life.

Ex1:

a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!

Ex2:

You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.

*keeps tapping to ctrl*

by xxxFangBladexxx0o0o October 18, 2010

em

funny friend :) she has mega hyper turns and love lilo and stitch. there, see, i mentioned stitch. anyway, clowns arnt her best friend but that very much dead evil dark lord monkey might be. flying monkeys rule. want some tomacco?

em: VMDEDLM did a purple shit over there.
me: eww. hey look! flying monkeys!
em: cool!!
me: want some tomacco?
em: wohoo!

by :poisonedheart: January 15, 2004

Emely

This bish is a really annoying bish she laughs at EVERYTHING like damn STFU she ain’t sweet she sour ash trust me I know she that one girl that be quiet but once you get to know her SHE LOUD ASF like you need to put a zipper on her 🤐The WORST PART is that she the stupid friend you can never ask her for homework answers she gonna be like wahhh what assignment? I don’t have it well just know she a stupid one!!!

Emely is one of the stupidest people out there.

by La Exposer January 18, 2021