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Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*
"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.
by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019
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R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.
You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"
by tripp1009 January 27, 2014
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ranting

ranting is letting your feelings escape you instead of bottling up.
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.

It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.

you will get through this no matter what.

you deserved better y/n

you have so much potential in life please do not give up

I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter

love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3
jasmine: hey i feel like ranting is the best option for me right now do you mind if I do?
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening
by ur_unkowndarling<3 June 23, 2021
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Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013
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Rantness

When one gets carried away or out of control
“The catnip has made the cat rantness”
by Bananahannah8 May 27, 2022
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Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
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Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.
I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.
by Fernacular November 9, 2021
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