Banana

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019

banana

Something to use when your boyfriend isnt around.

When my boyfriend went on vacation i had to use a banana instead.

by sherry & tiara March 3, 2004

BANANA

Acronym for: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything

A similar but more extreme label than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), used mainly to refer to suburbanites or environmentalist groups protesting the building of oil refineries, nuclear waste dumps, etc. near their property.

Did you see the BANANA group protesting the new strip mine?

by aethernet October 3, 2007

Banana

Only people with an IQ of 200 would search up the word banana.

Skurb: I watch Rick and Morty, and I am a massive fan skurb

Ricc: Rick and Morty suks and I eat banana

by Okgamerbro9001 June 10, 2018

Banana

Yellow

"Banana is Yellow"

by Fun Facts! Fun Words! January 19, 2021

bananas

(As seen on the Rachel Zoe show.)
word used to express that the topic of the matter is crazy, absurd,dumb, or shocking.

"I can't stand football. It's so boring..."
"That's bananas!"

by wannaknowme February 27, 2009

Banana

A subscriber of Onision, who watches his videos until they begin to peel their own skin off, while cannibalizing themselves to the point of extreme death.
Since Onision is very cancerous, most victims must be hospitalized.

Jerry: "Hey have you heard about Onision?"

Paul, a smart white male: "Oh you mean the next hitler?"
Jerry: (does the world good as a faggot banana should, and kills himself.)

by Daddy carrot February 13, 2017