Cris

A word that describes a man's uncontrollable boner that compliments his fetish for Cheese filled socks

"Mate, that man's got a cris-he'a drooling"

by Crishater January 13, 2017

Cris

Hot as is good at all sports and joyful

Man cris your looking fire today

by Cris moetu November 22, 2021

Cris

Where’s the “H”?

My name is Cris with no “H”…

*Rolls eyes*

by MonkeyDolittle November 23, 2021

Cris

A gremlin that hides in the dark

"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"

by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021

Cris’s Fault

When something goes wrong

We lost at the pockies Cris’s fault

by Crisfault May 14, 2021

Cris

Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.

His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.

by JesterFalls November 24, 2021

cris

kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.

ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get

by hello my bitches ... October 9, 2018