Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DeezNutzAreJuicy

Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)

Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig

I swear to gorf

Gorf by DeezNutzAreJuicy January 10, 2022

Gorf is slang for god

i swear to gorf

Gorf by DeezNutzAreJuicy January 10, 2022

Daniel is very bald

Girl 1: I just saw Daniel
Girl 2: Really
Girl 1: Daniel is soooo bald
Girl 2: Daniel is very bald

Danald Is Bald is when your best friend is bald, but has a wig

Danald is Bald!! Danald is bald!!! points at friend