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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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when someone doesnt post back on your wall on facebook

they are too lazy, and.or under the influence of swag.

they are too swagalicious to do so in which would mean they are lessening their swag-o-meter just to click on your profile and write something back.
"When someone doesnt post back on your wall on facebook.. "

girl: hey! how are you?
boy: (comments on wallpost) great, you?
girl: why dont you post back on my wall?
boy: (comments on wallpost) i have too much swag.
by boooomroasted. July 7, 2011
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It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
by Piekin August 3, 2011
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People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
by Christivn March 27, 2017
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National tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

Takes place every year on July 1st

Just tell a white girl to suck your paki dick they derseve it
white girl: goodmorning baby
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day
by emmarobertsrailme June 17, 2021
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On april 14 you grab your gf against the wall and make out.
i grabbed my gf and made out with her against a wall. Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her.
by coolie180 April 13, 2019
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If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy

“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah
by A limelight ofc December 19, 2020
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