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dick me down

"daddy will u dick me down tonite lol"
"FORSHO SHWATY"
by grandpapy420 February 1, 2017
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Grew a dick and nutted

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.
Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"
by Byutay August 1, 2018
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salt rimmed dick

i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please
by horny4tippity December 29, 2020
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Tricked My Dick

Tricked my Dick is an expression used by a male when a woman has fooled him into believing she will have sex with her.
"So how'd it go with Annie last night?" "NOTHING HAPPENED! She Tricked my Dick!!"
by SecretSanta;) October 10, 2011
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brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.
I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.
by Lovemariapop April 1, 2015
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90's dick

Getting through the aids epidemic fucking any and every girl without contracting the disease. "The invincible dick"
Dang man how many girls did you fuck in the 90's?
Thousands!!
Shit man you got that 90's dick.

Keith G: I'm out here slaying all this pussy and everyone thinks its cause I'm good looking. That's not the case... I got that 90's dick
Tate: Oh that makes sense!!!!
by Phil Flannigan August 14, 2018
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Off your dick

Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation
Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"
by KroneTittle August 20, 2014
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