Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls

‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’

by Shitsmeupthewall May 31, 2019

shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

Shit just got grubby

When shit gets grubby. Usually happens while having a casual conversation then stepping in/spilling something really grubby.

Bob: Dude whatsup
Mike: Not much
Bob: Dude watchout
mike steps in a pile of dog shit
Mike: DUDE
random guy: SHIT JUST GOT GRUBBY

by raiderjason November 22, 2011

Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.

Zero Gravity Taco Shits is the best band in the world!!!!! WHOO!

by Salame March 24, 2007

crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demisexual or asexual and some guy or girl that you've never probably talked to in forever, or your opposite gendered friend just hits you with some out of the blue flirt, hand hold or some b.s. when you're just casually chatting and walking.

Person 1, presumably a girl: It's been forever since we talked! You look so different now, but in a good way.
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)

by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019

Eat shit and get wrecked

A other way to tell people to stop talking and go away, because I wants to hear the words come out of your mouth

John Doe was going off about trump, so I said “eat shit and get wrecked”

by Crow master Dave March 20, 2021