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Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.
-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.
by Reliable guy June 16, 2022
mugGet the Wifemug.

Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff
“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”
by The supreme maker December 28, 2021
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alice mattheos wife

So Alice is mattheo riddles wife

they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world

if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way
Alice mattheos wife is his
by mattheos wife ofc July 7, 2021
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Charge of the wife bregade

The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.
Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.
by CptWondertoes October 31, 2019
mugGet the Charge of the wife bregademug.

Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son
You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards
by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022
mugGet the Mom Wifemug.

jotaros._.wife

i love her sm i don't blame u for wanting to immediately marry her, she an amazing person <333
Person 1: hey have you heard of jotaros._.wife??
Person 2:yes!!
Person 1: :D
by xed7even April 4, 2021
mugGet the jotaros._.wifemug.

Flasher's Wife

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022
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