The only University out west where the students still look and act like Highschoolers throughout all four years. Most of the students are coming from boarding schools. If you're coming from public school avoid the DU social life. Get involved with Auraria campus. You'll hate yourself for trying to socialize with DU kids, very specific breed of stupid. House parties are terrible. Lot of blonde rich white girl clones. We all wish they were hoes yet unfortunately are mentally ill or some weird variation of that. You can approach them, however, remember to bring a shiny gold ring in case they start to look at you with "that look" you'll know what look I'm talking about if you've been around DU people. They're the only ones on this planet who have "that look". All the freshmen girls lose their virginity to the Hockey team. The Hockey team hosts an annual rape party during freshmen orientation week. Avoid the guys who go to the business school. They're a bunch of obnoxious idiots. The sorority girls don't bother, they're confused with themselves. Engineering people are in an Engineering Cult. The hottest best quality women you'll find are in the Graduate Education building. Easiest women in the business school. Pretentious in the Music school. The crazies in the psychology buildings. Don’t date them. Other majors hit or miss. Avoid the female lacrosse team they're sexually confused. It's a trade school advertising itself as a liberal arts ivy league school.
by RealDealJesus February 11, 2021
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by /andrew August 5, 2006
Get the Universal Binarymug. A university which provides just an above average education with just an above average assured job if you live up to the colleges faculty deep need of validation.
The campus is beautiful, just like most of the students (of both genders). And if you're lucky, then you'll get unlucky with some of the students there by watching them choose the most horrible SO.
The surrounding areas of the college is beautiful and has hills and all where you can sit and toke all day. But that you can do in your lavatory or laboratory as well.
The campus is beautiful, just like most of the students (of both genders). And if you're lucky, then you'll get unlucky with some of the students there by watching them choose the most horrible SO.
The surrounding areas of the college is beautiful and has hills and all where you can sit and toke all day. But that you can do in your lavatory or laboratory as well.
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Chick : damn you gonna get a job soon from campus as well as from me ;~
Bro : Naw gal, both on campus.
Chick : damn you gonna get a job soon from campus as well as from me ;~
Bro : Naw gal, both on campus.
by Gandhian October 16, 2016
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Get the unitarian universalismmug. An alternative universe is a combination of getting a blow job while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a massage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.
by Its That Guy!!! April 25, 2011
Get the Alternative Universemug. A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.
by Johng15 May 15, 2018
Get the University of Southamptonmug. A small GDI University lying in the shadows of the far superior Fratmosphere know as Miami University. Ohio University tends to be extremely overpopulated with multiple occurrences of douchebaggery through and around its liberal campus.
Students tend to have an array of American Eagle, Abercrombie and the dreaded Hollister apparel, typically strutting in cargo shorts that would inevitably make a Fratdaddy/Sorostitute's head explode. Usually referred to as "O U Didn't Get Into Miami" students flock to the University in an effort to consume plenty of libations while studying a weak curriculum preparing to work for some CEO who most likely attended Miami University, UVA, Johns Hopkins, Georgia, or Clemson.
Delusional of the schools reputation, students pride themselves in a once a year Halloween party that is seemingly disappearing from the radar, leaving OU off the map for any claim to fame they may have once had.
Students tend to have an array of American Eagle, Abercrombie and the dreaded Hollister apparel, typically strutting in cargo shorts that would inevitably make a Fratdaddy/Sorostitute's head explode. Usually referred to as "O U Didn't Get Into Miami" students flock to the University in an effort to consume plenty of libations while studying a weak curriculum preparing to work for some CEO who most likely attended Miami University, UVA, Johns Hopkins, Georgia, or Clemson.
Delusional of the schools reputation, students pride themselves in a once a year Halloween party that is seemingly disappearing from the radar, leaving OU off the map for any claim to fame they may have once had.
by Tom Selleck1 September 12, 2007
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