nob twat

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

by penisberrysugar December 13, 2008

Fuck Twat

The epidemy of stupidity; in other words, a very stupid person; a person of low mentality that has not other option than to make constant bad decisions.

Stan went to jail for joyriding in a hearse? What a Fuck Twat!

The Fuck Twat had dope in his pocket and stopped a K-9 unit for directions, really?
Roger is such a fuck twat, he's a runner up in the Darwin Awards yearly.

by HD Rich October 31, 2019

Team Twat

TΞAM TWAT is a small group of anarchists and activists, operating mainly in the South West of England, with no thought about being caught. The group was founded in 2018 and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop anytime soon, according to recent activity.

Person 1: Did you see the Team Twat insignia on the side of that building today?
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.

by Homosexual carrier pigeon July 20, 2019

tortoise twat

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.

The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.

by Soup Daddy April 21, 2018

twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.

Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Sad twat

Anyone who looks at Hentai.
Watched by nerds and the Wapanese who have nothing else better to do than look as ugly naked cartoons.
Sad bastards.

I mean, what is so good about it? All it is is stupid drawings of naked people with over exaggerated anatomy. How can a 10 year ols boy have a 12 inch erection? How can 6 year old girls have big breasts? Honestly, if you like this stupid crap then your obviously a faggot that can't get laid.

by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004

twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.

"You are such a twat farmer."

by Timmy G May 18, 2006