tortoise twat

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.
The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.
by Soup Daddy December 20, 2017
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Fuck Twat

The epidemy of stupidity; in other words, a very stupid person; a person of low mentality that has not other option than to make constant bad decisions.
Stan went to jail for joyriding in a hearse? What a Fuck Twat!

The Fuck Twat had dope in his pocket and stopped a K-9 unit for directions, really?
Roger is such a fuck twat, he's a runner up in the Darwin Awards yearly.
by HD Rich October 31, 2019
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Shat-twat

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.
"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"
by Basil Bastardson December 11, 2006
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Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.
That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.
by Katm14 July 26, 2013
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twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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Sad twat

Anyone who looks at Hentai.
Watched by nerds and the Wapanese who have nothing else better to do than look as ugly naked cartoons.
Sad bastards.
I mean, what is so good about it? All it is is stupid drawings of naked people with over exaggerated anatomy. How can a 10 year ols boy have a 12 inch erection? How can 6 year old girls have big breasts? Honestly, if you like this stupid crap then your obviously a faggot that can't get laid.
by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004
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twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.
"You are such a twat farmer."
by Timmy G May 11, 2006
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