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The Unspoken Rules Of Society

The Unspoken Rules Of Society are a bunch of rules only elite members of Society know. Some of the rules are: Never drink water out of a mug, rule number 11, never drink hot cocoa out of a regular cup, rule number 10, and rule number 12, never have a brighter ceiling light and a lamp on at the same time.
" Hey! That LOSER is drinking water out of a mug! He's breaking rule number 11 of The Unspoken Rules Of Society!"

The Unfortunate Event 

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

the urban dictionary

The best website for drunk and high people.
-Stoner: Hey man, want to go onto the urban dictionary?
-Alcoholic: Hell yes.

The Ultimate UNO Reverse 

When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"
last night me and jessica did the ultimate uno reverse. i ejaculated

the.upside.d0wn 

the.upside.d0wn Is my favorite tiktok account