Wii-tard

Someone who is bad at playing the Wii.

I was playing with some Wii-tard last night, he sucks.

by Chris Watkins January 1, 2008

Bass-Tard

Another name for bastard..hence BASS-TARD

Look at that fucking bass-tard over there.

by Dustin..... August 20, 2008

Trump Tard Syndrome

TTS Is a person who blindly follows Trump versus leveraging independent thinking and listening to science and doctors.

That guy has TTS (Trump Tard Syndrome) one of Trump’s Tard’s.

by #FACTSAREFACTS April 3, 2020

Flo-rid-a-tard

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.

I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

tard jacked

To be anally assailed upon by one or more Homosexual retard(s)

Spin Tard jacked my 9yr old brother last night.

Thesaurus use:
Tard Jack(ed) - Spin/(Spun)

My cousin John got Spun by spin last night

by Droughnought August 10, 2003

FUCK TARD

one who is completely fuckking retarted a mix of

jackass+smart ass+ being extremely anal and always having to correct people.

"look mother he is being a fuck tard"

by unfucktard September 7, 2011

Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!

I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.

by Buford3 April 30, 2009