Wii-tard

Someone who is bad at playing the Wii.
I was playing with some Wii-tard last night, he sucks.
by Chris Watkins December 06, 2007
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Bass-Tard

Another name for bastard..hence BASS-TARD
by Dustin..... July 23, 2008
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Trump Tard Syndrome

TTS Is a person who blindly follows Trump versus leveraging independent thinking and listening to science and doctors.
That guy has TTS (Trump Tard Syndrome) one of Trump’s Tard’s.
by #FACTSAREFACTS April 03, 2020
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Flo-rid-a-tard

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.
I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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tard jacked

To be anally assailed upon by one or more Homosexual retard(s)
Spin Tard jacked my 9yr old brother last night.

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Tard Jack(ed) - Spin/(Spun)

My cousin John got Spun by spin last night
by Droughnought August 11, 2003
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Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.
by Buford3 April 30, 2009
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douche-tard

An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.
Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
by Calibri December 06, 2011
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