Trump Tard Syndrome

TTS Is a person who blindly follows Trump versus leveraging independent thinking and listening to science and doctors.

That guy has TTS (Trump Tard Syndrome) one of Trump’s Tard’s.

by #FACTSAREFACTS April 3, 2020

Wii-tard

Someone who is bad at playing the Wii.

I was playing with some Wii-tard last night, he sucks.

by Chris Watkins January 1, 2008

Bass-Tard

Another name for bastard..hence BASS-TARD

Look at that fucking bass-tard over there.

by Dustin..... August 20, 2008

Flo-rid-a-tard

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.

I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

tard jacked

To be anally assailed upon by one or more Homosexual retard(s)

Spin Tard jacked my 9yr old brother last night.

Thesaurus use:
Tard Jack(ed) - Spin/(Spun)

My cousin John got Spun by spin last night

by Droughnought August 10, 2003

Charlie Tard

A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.

Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?

Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!

by bosabunny April 1, 2010

Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!

I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.

by Buford3 April 30, 2009