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Squirrel

Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!
by 7 years hanging over my head November 19, 2016
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butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
mugGet the butt squirrelmug.

Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks
John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks
by Peeeebis September 24, 2019
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Squirreling

When a guy puts his whole ballsack in a girls vagina.
Squirreling my girl is the best! Just hide my nuts all up in it!
by DrivefastEatass21 November 22, 2019
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ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts
Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.
by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016
mugGet the ratchet squirrelmug.

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"
by psychogem April 21, 2017
mugGet the squirreled backmug.

Squirrel Man

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020
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