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Staccato Shits

Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.
That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.
by MobyWutang July 9, 2021
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Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.
by $&@/ September 25, 2021
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Boondock Saints

A movie about Irish guys that were actually in their own neighborhood when the Russian guy came in from somewhere outside their neighborhood to start trouble in the bar they were in.
The Russian guy in Boondock Saints was an outsider looking for trouble, and outnumbered by people from the neighborhood, which is the reason the Irish guys in the movie fought him. Unlike with some people, it wasn't for no reason.
by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
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Boondock Saints

A movie where it was the Russian guy trying to do something inflammatory in the bar, not the Irish guys.
The bubbly girl and her cronies had life mixed up thinking that she owned the place, since she kept using dialogue from Boondock Saints to fuck with the locals heads.
by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
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All Saints' Day

A traditional religious holiday celebrated on November 1st.
I always like All Saints' Day. It's a good day to eat Trick or Treat candy and listen to Beatles records.
by Mr. Lyle November 1, 2021
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Liquid shits

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
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The Shits

The shits are what you get on you rway out of a taco bell
Person 1: I haven't seen Person two since he went into the bathroom!
Person 3: eh, The Shits will treat ya like that sometimes.
by ToffeeisTasty November 27, 2021
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