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5 points of success 

(as far as i know this started with bart and geo from the youtube channel justkiddingnews)

this are 5 areas that get kissed on the face

1st is the left cheek -> 2nd is the forehead -> 3rd is the right cheek -> 4th is the chin -> 5th is the lips

Bart and geo use this as a way to solve their arguments. when they get into a fight they work it out and then end with the 5 points in order to make sure that both partners have cooled down and the argument has been resolved for both parties. if one refuse then the argument must be worked out further as one of the partners is still somewhat upset. this works because imagine kissing someone when your mad at them right after an argument....it would be hard to do so, right? but if the argument has been fixed well then both people should come out feeling better as they were able to get out their emotions and feelings while still fixing the situation that caused the argument. if both people feel well then they both wouldn't mind doing the 5 points.
bart and geo use the 5 points of success to end their arguments
5 points of success by jkfam July 13, 2016
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3 points 

Jamaican synonym for one’s life
nah mek dem tek weh my 3 points
mi 3 points nuh go so easy

niggy points 

Artificial currency awarded to white people for virtue signalling on behalf of black people.
Person #1: Dear fellow white people, stop calling the police on Black People just for committing crimes!

Perosn #2: Congrarulations! 10 niggy points have been credited to your account.
niggy points by Chad Thunderc0ck November 30, 2018

laser pointing 

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room
Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!
laser pointing by Chanukah October 23, 2019

paint yourself into a corner 

To put oneself in a situation with no visible solution or alternative; to get into a mess
You'd paint yourself into a corner by doing that particular thing.

Mega Pint 

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.
J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.
Mega Pint by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022

finger pointing 

To draw attention to something. Often used in terms of a person blaming something else. Fairly self-explanatory.
There has been a lot of finger pointing, but no one has yet found the one true cause of cancer.