Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

by Wolfedogg April 4, 2008

meat pie

quite like rice, but used to refer an australian built car.

typically a commodore or falcon

holy shit, that's a serious meat pie!

by phreeky82 August 5, 2003

blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.

She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.

by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010

BARE PIE

A term for a vagina without pubic hair.

Smooth from being shaved with a razor.

Bare pie, I drink to that.

by gruvnmove May 21, 2011

Georgie Pie

To heat up a stool sample in a microwave.

"Just Georgie Pie it"

by NIgel October 15, 2014

Spice Pie

Pizza with noodles on.

Lets fuckin' mish to momma noodles and cop a spice pie.

by Pregnant People July 4, 2010

Car-pie

1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head.

2. Road-head for bitches.

"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."

by irrelephant April 23, 2010