Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

Penis Hunter

Someone who goes on a rampage trying to find a dick to suck.

Wow she was such a Penis Hunter today.

by TrueShit81 January 22, 2015

penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021

weed penis

Straping a joint to your hard dick and lighting it, then having a girl stuck it

He did weed penis last night.

by Butthole penis July 3, 2015

penis gypsy

A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.

She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy

by Lorddingleberry May 25, 2010

penis swapper

miguel

miguel is a penis swapper

by girlsgonedead November 5, 2017

Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

by "BAD" May 1, 2011