Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.

Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

peanut

a being send from above to be consumed by mortal beings. it could send you into a trance making the world seem amazingly made by peanuts. delicious to chew suck or shove up your ass.

peanut peanuts peanut

by star yoghurt September 8, 2023

Blonde Peanut

A short blonde female that has her blonde moments.

My good friend is a blonde peanut.

by ModdZxFallen38 February 16, 2017

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Peanut

If you do not eat it, your brain will become it!

Eat the PEANUT.

by Hot mama Hershey April 20, 2018

Peanut butta

Instead of saying punk bitch children respond peanut butta

When you tell at your child and they respond peanut butta

by Stinkpot Trouble December 9, 2020

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020