Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

small in the pants

A man with a small penis.

Fez: What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.
Michael Kelso: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants.

by GNR1987 April 21, 2014

clear pants

something you wear to very fancy occasions where you need your penis to get noticed by a Mexican monkey

I went to the zoo of Paris rocking my clear pants

by definer swag May 17, 2014

scared the pants on

Reference to Glen Close In Fatal Attraction. Her character "scared the pants on" every man in America.

That psycho bitch scared the pants on me. She she's twisted enough to be a real bunny boiler.

by Gunwrites July 24, 2014

fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

fizzy pants

When a girl has the sudden urge for sex or is feeling horny

Hey Emma have you ever had that feeling of fizzy pants?
Yea that feeling when you want to go have sex with a lad

by Mk2_lady December 27, 2014

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015