tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013

tit effect

the act of giving a girl things because she has nice tits

hotgirl:hey can i have a fry

guy: fuck yea,go for it, sure...
bro: can i have a fry
guy:fuck off
bro: damn tit effect

by klove25 November 30, 2011

tit-less

To be drunk beyond all belief

Ah duck I was absolutely tit-less leaving the club last night

by daithi sean o December 19, 2011

Tit Spray

Someone who is a big bitch, an asshole, or very annoying.

"You're a cocksmoke"
"Well you're and tit spray"

"You are ugly"
"Piss off tit spray"

Tit Spray

by pauny March 8, 2011

Raider tits

A set of tits that are a C cup or higher and preferably on a hot chick. They make you want to raid her shirt for those tits.

Two dudes were cruising down the street and the one in the passenger seat spots a hot chick with big boobs.
Passenger: "Did you see that girl! She's hot!"
Driver: "Hellz yea! Girl got some raider tits!"

by Dubcityhustla July 16, 2011

Shipwreck tits

The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.

"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."

by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011

Sauce tits

An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.

(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"

(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."

(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"

by simple_si October 5, 2011