if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011

cutey with the nice booty

a term used for a girl that is not particularly extremely attractive, but has a rear-end like none other!

Kelly and Brooke are cuties with nice booties.

Look at the cutey with the nice booty.

by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004

Nice Ride!

A Nice Ride is a girl that has a nice booty/ass/butt/bum.

Damn ma thats a Nice Ride!

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008

thats nice

people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.

Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood

by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011

You've got nice eyes

Used when one is being complimented, but cannot find anything to compliment back, usually because the person is unbearable.

Girl: Omg youre so handsome and perfect

guy: Yeaaa thanks. You are... You've got nice eyes.

by wat09 November 19, 2011

nice sauce

The opposite of weak sauce. Something that is really good!

"Dude, check out this jar of peanut butter; I totally cleaned it out." -Guy 1

"Dude, that is nice sauce!" -Guy 2

by Shaun Z December 30, 2007

NICESTY

When a person is being mean in a nice way or being nice in a mean way when a

Best friend: where are your clothes at u look like a ho Lol I'm just kidding .

Or

Best friend: says: she so cute and walk away and say ugly bitch

Me:that was nicesty

by PHYRETIQUE April 11, 2014