Lolism

Lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful Glold. The Holy Book of Lolism is the Biblole, from the Greek word Biblolios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. Unlike Christianity, there are no different denominations of Lolism because the Glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the Biblole.
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.

- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com

Lolism is a much better religion than Christianity.

by Oliver Zhang August 28, 2008

thelma and louise

Two female friends who are strangely inseparable, commonly but wrongly assumed in an Ellen sort of way. (Noun)

to thelma and louise (Verb) - two women going everywhere together

Those two girls are joined at the hip. They're thelma and louise-ing it all around town.

by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006

lolisexual

Someone who identifies as a loli and has a sexual preference for lolis. There is still debate whether this is an actually mental condition and/or is pedophilia.

As a lolisexual I find it offensive to have lolis drawn in such an inappropriate manner.

by Tanthus April 26, 2017

louisville, ohio

Louisville, ohio is a quiet little town located about 15 min. outside of canton. its the place where all the old people are racist and the kids claim they arent, but we all know they are. everyone is always in everyone else's business, even the athletic director's secretary knows when you broke up with your significant other. we're awesome at sports and we aren't afraid to show/say it, which is the reason everyone claims we're they're biggest rival. its the place we cant wait to leave yet everyone always ends up coming back. we love it and hate it at the same time.. its soo small...everyone else...you're fucking jealous!!

louisville, ohio is not racist...see we'll show you with the 0% black population...

by ltown lover for life May 17, 2006

Lois

A Hilariously funny Girl, with a great sense of Humor, Beautiful, Amazing eyes, and an Irresistable power No boycan refuse. Will make a great Comedian in Life.

Wow Lois, You are so funny.... marry me? loool :)

by Mr.Redunkulus December 8, 2010

Louisiana Spicy Chili

a sex act so depraved and vile, you would only see it on urban dictionary
for couples looking to enhance their sex life because normal sex just doesnt do it anymore
when one partner lays down with her ass/ vagina spread open, and the other partner takes an uncapped water bottle filled with chili and jams it up her orifice, then he squeezes out the substance inside of her. then they have sex using that orifice and then the guy cums inside and they change positions to where that the woman's ass/ vagina is on the guys mouth, and then the women presses out the vile substance into the man's mouth, and then they french kiss until its all gone.

i was hungry and wondering where the all the chili was, but then i soon discovered my roomate was doing the Louisiana Spicy Chili with his girlfriend. i almost puked out of my ass because it was so nasty.

by o.z. tha o.g. September 18, 2010

Louisiana Barn Fire

After putting on a condom, take a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce (has to be Louisiana in order to fit the name)and pour it all over your dick, and then you proceed to stick your dick in the girl's ass, causing a burining sensation, much like a barn fire.

Dude, I totally gave that broad a Louisiana Barn Fire last night, i was wasted.

by LawlessCollege September 3, 2009