Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.

Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”

by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020

Jordan Knapper

A man of value and high intelligence. A true trailblazer.

I just spoke with Jordan Knapper today and I have to say this guy is going to do great things!

by LiptonJohn$7 March 18, 2025

Jordan

A very large penis

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants

by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020

Jordan

The worst person ever i hate you so much for spoiling Made In Abyss i hope you die so much

Fuck jordan she a bitch

by Larry From Vegetales July 9, 2021

Jordan

Not cool she needs to fuck off

Jordan get off me

by Dennis128463 January 9, 2020

Jordan

Means Nigga. Derives from TIK TOK

Travis: "What's good my Jordan?"
Cameron: "You're fucking gay dude. No one says that."

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017