Pulling a johnnie

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.

Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.

by ac91 May 14, 2013

Johnny

A person with a 10 inch cock that can fuck yo bitch and steal any bitch he wants

Bro Johnny fuck my girlfriend with his 10 inch cock

by 7z23i April 12, 2022

Johnny

A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.

I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.

I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!

by MrBeepBo0p April 30, 2023

Johnny

Joint, a thing you fill with weed shaped like a cone and then smoke it.

Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!

by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023

Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020