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Jesse

Very big penis and gets pussy 🐱
Yo did u here Jesse has a big pp
by Very black Jesus November 27, 2021
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Jesseli

Jesseli's a dumb hoe.
by KidlioDumb October 31, 2020
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Jess

by Thebootybeater November 22, 2021
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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
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jess wilkinson

jess wilkinson?????? yeah. legend.
by yer feckin mam May 21, 2022
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Jesse

She is smart, amazing, beautiful. a carrier of vibrant light. This one is special, a jem who gives of herself without hesitation to those she loves. If she loves you, you will have no fiercer champion, hurt her or those she calls her own though and she will aim her sights on you and become the thing even monsters fear.

She is mouthy, facetious, arrogant, and spoiled. She has a busted filter, says exactly what she's thinking and doesn't hold back even with friends.

She has many who call her friend, but few she claims as her own. Crack this nut and not only are you lucky, but something special yourself. Real recognizes real and truth can't be faked.

Jesse is so many things good, bad, and indifferent that I could go on and on but I'll let you find out for yourself......
The strongest woman I know is named Jesse.
by Une Kutlah November 26, 2022
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Jesse

He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol
by MrHysters July 14, 2022
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