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pocket lemonade

When you stick your penis in another person's pocket and urinate. Preferably, someone who isn't aware you are doing it. Best done while grinding on them, in da club. Also known as a wet bandit.
Dude! Why the fuck are you giving me a pocket lemonade! Not cool bro. Now continue grinding on me.
by Aiden Shay January 8, 2011
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pocket time

The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.
Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.
by crispy113 January 15, 2009
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Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.
Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!
by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008
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pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.
"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."
by ame July 24, 2008
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Pocket Decline

A pocket decline is the act of letting a friend request, on a social networking website, expire in your inbox. This is usually done in order to prevent someone you don't like from being your friend on said social networking website without offending them.

The phrase "pocket decline" is derived from the phrase pocket veto, where a lawmaker (with veto power) to allow a bill to expire by not signing it, but also not rejecting it, in order to save face.
Person A: Hey dude. Brittany sent me a friend request on Facebook, so...
Person B: You mean, stalker Brittany?
Person A: Yeah... I think I'm going to let this one pocket decline... She might try to kill me in my sleep otherwise.
Person B:...Yeah.
by MaLiang91321 September 27, 2009
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vaginal pocket

guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.
by jimmybomm February 22, 2021
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cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.
Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!
by Nyphette January 23, 2007
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