Pocket Wookie

When one pulls their penis out through a zipper or hole in the pocket and and then lets out a loud Chewbacca sound on unwitting people.

John reached in his pocket to pay for a pack of gum and Pocket Wookied the cashier and ran out the door.

by Bitteraussie July 10, 2018

pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.

"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."

by ame November 13, 2005

Cheddar Pocket

When you kill someone then skin their body. You take the skin from the body and fill the entire thing with jizz. After that is done you then eat the body yourself or give it to a group of friends to eat.

Did you hear about Sally? She got cheddar pocketed under the bridge.

by BrandoCommando179 March 30, 2010

pocket pickle

the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket

i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking

by pocket pickle December 07, 2010

pocket-pino

noun: a male of Filipino descent and of small stature with a propensity for consuming mass quantities of food disproportionate to said stature without appearing to increase in size.

I'm stuffed and that pocket-pino is still eating. Where does he put it all?!

by ferdilicious June 02, 2010

Pockets of resistance

When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant

"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"

Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998

by Wesley McKnight February 28, 2017

cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.

Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!

by Nyphette January 21, 2007