brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis
dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night
by danny defeeto March 03, 2019
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Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.
There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.
by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013
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brown dixon

A sexual term relating to the act of licking a spoon after inserting it inside a person's ass.

The slang originates from the popular Dixie Cup single serve ice cream which includes a miniature spoon.
I got an A- on my biology exam today so the dean of school agreed to give me an A+ if I administered a brown dixon in his office after class today.
by Kenneth Gnomes July 19, 2010
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charlie brown

Do you have any snowblow sis? no, but I have some charlie brown!
by medicated kisses January 31, 2019
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Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.
I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!
by Pbandjforever October 31, 2009
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Brown Balling

The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.
Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!
by Queen of Ottershaw February 09, 2013
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brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!
"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
by Brown jelly mould January 09, 2014
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