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Half-load 

Noun.
A person who is not very smart

Derived from a man only shooting half of his load into a woman's vagina, and the resulting child being half of what it could have been.
"What a half-load, he keeps trying the same trick and falling on his face."

"I'm ready to go, but this half-load is still in the shower"

"I was playing against a bunch of half-loads on COD last night, I won 20 games in a row"
Half-load by Clifford2013 January 18, 2013
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Half dog 

When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.
Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.
Half dog by IU Buses May 2, 2014

half-racist 

A half-racist is a person of one race being only friends with another race but would never date nor marry the other said race. read below.
For example: a half-racist is this: a white person being only friends with blacks but would never date nor marry a black person and the vice versa goes as well with all races and ethnicities
half-racist by Kquigone3675 April 1, 2016

half babies 

semen. the male contributing factor in conception
why dont you finish your drink then let me put some half babies over your breasts
half babies by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

half breed

some one who is half sicilian and half northern italian. it is very offensive and can split apart a nieghbor hood
idon't want my daughter dating a half breed.
half breed by diton March 30, 2008

half step pussy ass nigga

see either ja rule or method gurl

they're both half step pussy ass niggas.
no example this fine day. crumpet.

half mexican 

A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.
Watch out for 'dat guy, he's half mexican.
half mexican by nick December 10, 2006