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goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.
Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.
by steelnip April 3, 2008
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gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.
Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction
by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015
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goose boobs

by charlottecaitlinzz February 7, 2020
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goose hole

another word for one's anus.
I need to sneak into the bathroom and grease up my goose hole.
by juanyswany November 21, 2015
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goose-neck

verb: to give a male oral-pleasure.
That dirty bitch Lisa goose-necked about twenty cats last night.
by Dee November 11, 2003
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gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
by Tori January 4, 2004
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goose laitin

goose latin is a language spoken so that only frinds that understands it's secrt code can under stand what it means
thabis abis sabo wabirabed haba haba haba
by mobid weasle March 11, 2005
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