foot claustrophobia

when you feet are at a state of feeling trapped because they are covered. they might begin to throb or sweat or stiffen. us salt occurs with tight socks or shoes above the ankle.

oh yeah, my hightops I was wearing yesterday gave me such bad foot claustrophobia

by swagmoney1234 June 24, 2016

junk food music

Music that does no real good for anyone - but you sure can enjoy it. This music is pop's current top 40 - or anything by Rick Astley.

I've been listening to way too much junk food music lately: Womanizer, Single Ladies, So What, Disturbia, Toxic, I'm Too Sexy - the list goes on...

by CrazyKate December 23, 2008

damned fool

A person who is extreamly foolish. Their actions are not only irresponsible to themselves, but can possibly be harmful towards others.

If a guy tries and talk you out of using a condom, he is a damn fool.

Did you see that damned fool? He was swirving all over the road.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009

fantasy football fan

a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team

Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan

by esquiggly mcgiggles January 17, 2010

wrong hole fool

This phrase is shouted by a female when a male, who hasn't had sex for a very very long time and is really stressed and clumsy at that moment, thrusts hard but he misses by a mere inch into another forbidden zone called "Exit; NOT an Entrance!" and ruins her day and sometimes his relationship.

Male : "aaaaah, wait,........, almost there I guess. Ummmmm,......, let me, ......, wait where was it???? Where's my...? Oh ok. I don't know where it's......, OK NOW!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"

by KAnimals August 7, 2014

footnote 220

Refers to the footnote in the Starr report where it was reported that Monica Lewinsky gave President Bill Clinton a rim job. Also called a 220.

Man, it was so great, I laid back and she gave me a footnote 220.

by WT April 27, 2006

Educated Fool

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"

Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...

by PseudoNympho666 September 28, 2010