Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
Get the Facebook camper mug.A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook
Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
by Lenny45 July 6, 2014
Get the Facebook Stalker mug.1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014
Get the Facebook Preacher mug.Dude i can't stop facebook bridging, i'm so addicted i can't go more than one website without checking for updates!
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by ChainsawEnema69 February 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Bridging mug.Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.
Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"
Joe Blow: "Me"
Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."
And so on.... for like 30 comments.
Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
Joe Blow: "Me"
Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."
And so on.... for like 30 comments.
Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
by Original Bliss October 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Smackdown mug.Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.
by Mcbeefy November 26, 2013
Get the facebook floosy mug.(n.) one who travails and manipulates the ways and wonders of Facebook with both style and precision.
ex. AJ's successful corralling of the CEA members cemented his global reputation as a true Facebook Artist.
by aj123456 January 15, 2011
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