Devil's Handjob

Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.

Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself

a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!

by CamGuy41 July 27, 2019

Devil’s lettuce

Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.

I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.

by Toosour August 23, 2019

Devil’s One

Noun: a seemingly evil person/sentient being

My daughter seems to be a devil’s one.

by Wandering Uterus November 28, 2019

Devil’s Flute

Another word for a recorder, the woodwind instrument learned by 3rd-6th graders

Parent:What did you learn at school today
Child: I learned how to play the recorder
Parent: ah, the devil’s flute

by The_HungrySaiyan January 4, 2020

Devil's Rimjob

When your anus burns during extracting extraments into the Bowl of Kings(Toliet).

This chile is giving a Devil's Rimjob

This chipotle feels like a Devil's Rimjob

by AverageJoe108 February 4, 2020

Devil Sticks

Tampons!!

I had to use a devil sticks, in order to go swimming.

by Plump19 July 7, 2020

Devil's Folly

Doing something or agreeing to something that would inhibit one from doing what is necessary or beneficial.

It was a devil's folly to do yard work for someone when I should've been practicing self-care.

by Phylo97 October 31, 2020