Kardashian Crown

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder December 1, 2011

swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

by patri100ia August 7, 2016

Animal Crossing

A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.

Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*

Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

Chris crock

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018

Croatian bikini

A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.

So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.

Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.

by luvly.nikki August 24, 2010

cross country

The most difficult sport. Cross country requires both skill and a work ethic. People who don't like cross country are just mad because they can't do it.

If somebody calls you a cross country geek, it means they can't run worth shit.

by BBQ September 1, 2008